A couple of links to funny stuff:
Dear Abby
An Obituary

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 EATING OUT:
 When the bill arrives, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20, even though it's only for
 $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change
 back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

 MONEY:
 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
 want.

 BATHROOMS:
 A man has six items in his bathroom-deoderant, a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of
 soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's
 bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

 ARGUMENTS:
 A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
 new argument.

 CATS:
 Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

 MARRIAGE:
 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman
 expecting that she won't change and she does.

 DRESSING UP:
 A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone,
 read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

 NATURAL:
 Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 OFFSPRING:
 Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and
 romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.  A man is
 vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.